E1 You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (1)
Expand E2 You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (2)
Expand E3 Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!
Expand E4 Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!
Expand E5 Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!
Expand E6 Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You
Expand E7 Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!
Expand E8 There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness
Expand E9 Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!
Expand E10 Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!
Expand E11 Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!
Expand E12 People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!
Expand E13 If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!
Expand E14 Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits
Expand E15 Pets Resemble Their Owners!
Expand E16 If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!
Expand E17 Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes
Expand E18 Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!
Expand E19 Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!
Expand E20 Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!
Expand E21 If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful
Expand E22 Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life
Expand E23 When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...
Expand E24 Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something
Expand E25 A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life
Expand E26 Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It
Expand E27 Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword
Expand E28 Good Things Never Come in Twos (But Bad Things Do)
Expand E29 Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!
Expand E30 Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys
Expand E31 You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least
Expand E32 Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt
Expand E33 Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!
Expand E34 Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (1)
Expand E35 Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either
Expand E36 People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up
Expand E37 People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself
Expand E38 Only Children Play in the Snow / Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome
Expand E39 Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well
Expand E40 Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy
Expand E41 You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title
Expand E42 You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm
Expand E43 Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes / Since It Ended a Bit Early, We're Starting the Next One
Expand E44 Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner
Expand E45 Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed
Expand E46 Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here
Expand E47 Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?
Expand E48 The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Whatever You Play, Play to Win
Expand E49 A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi
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